Molly (age 2, to her friend): Do you have a penis?
Malcolm (also age 2): Yes, I have a penis! Do you have a penis?
Molly: No, I have a yoni. (the term used around her for girl's genital area, pronounced "yo-nee")
Malcolm: Oh. Do you have pancakes?
Molly: No, we don't have any pancakes!
I have no idea what they said next because Malcolm's mom and I were laughing so hard, but silently, that we had tears running down our cheeks.
The best part I think was how a discussion of body parts was of the same interest level in the discussion as what we had to eat around here!
amused
July 21 2005, 22:36:34 UTC 6 years ago